最佳答案Amusing Short Jokes Collection Little Johnny's Teacher Little Johnny's teacher asked him, \"If I gave you two cats and another two cats and another two, how man...
Amusing Short Jokes Collection
Little Johnny's Teacher
Little Johnny's teacher asked him, \"If I gave you two cats and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\"
Johnny replied, \"Seven.\"
The teacher asked him again and Johnny replied, \"Seven.\"
Johnny’s teacher scolded him and said, \"Listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?\"
Johnny answered, \"Seven.\"
Johnny’s teacher was at her wits’ end. She asked him yet again, \"If I gave you two cats, and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?\"
Johnny replied, \"Seven.\"
The teacher asked, \"Exactly, how do you get seven?\"
Johnny replied, “Because I already have a cat at home!”
Misspelling
A man walked into a restaurant and ordered soup. When the server brought the soup, the man noticed that the server had his thumb immersed in the soup. He called the server over and said, \"Excuse me, but why is your thumb in my soup?\"
The server replied, \"I didn't want to drop the spoon again.\"
The Memo
An office manager thought that his staff was too relaxed and not productive. So, he decided to hold a meeting and wrote a memo which stated – “I sometimes use a bulldozer to get my point across.”
The next day the office manager found a memo on his desk from his office assistant. The memo read – “If you use a bulldozer, I’ll use a flamethrower.”
